"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

(via tokyous)

so today my ‘friends’ went off biking without me when they knew i wanted to go too…

and then one of my friends was on his way to see me and id got already only to find out he’d crashed his car on his way over…

I swear to god the world wants me to be lonely.